thehighpriestessoftinselat221b:
What if someone started a band called Feat.
THE BEST POST. EVERYONE ELSE GO HOME.
YOU
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I AM CRYING AND SCREAMING. OMG.
Fuck April Fools
I hope that every fucking joker who’s planning an April Fools ‘joke’ tomorrow is in a really bad car accident with a loved one, and the loved one needs urgent medical attention, but they’re fine so they try and get help, and everyone tells them to fuck right off with their April Fools spirit, and their loved one dies because of that.
April Fools is for cunts.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Graduation Day, Part Two"
(About the Mayor)
Angel: Well, he's not crazy about germs.
Cordelia: Of course. That's it! We'll attack him with germs!
Buffy: Great! We'll get him cornered, and then you can sneeze on him.
Cordelia: No! No. We'll get a container of Ebola virus, and... and, um... or -- it doesn't even have to be real. We could just get a box that says "Ebola" on it, and, um... chase him! ...with the box.
